This might be the coolest Dump, it has so much cool garbage. the Dump has proudly stored lots of trash for decades, and we will be storing more.
Warning: Enter at your own risk!
Make Dumps Popular Again
Archive the Best Trash
Keep Landfills Alive
• The average dump is big
• Dumps are really old
• Some dumps are visible from space (probably)
• Raccoons are dope
1. No running
2. Respect the trash
3. Do not anger the Dumpman
4. If it smells, it belongs here
Sign our guestbook by talking to the dumpman
he is very cool”